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Spandex Sidney 12:25 Sun Jun 28
Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

As the model is on run out now as the new one is coming i'm considering getting a R Sport Black. 2.2d auto.

I ordered a Mitsubishi but the fuckers are quoting October delivery now so bollocks to them. As financially sound a plug in car is I think I need to prove to the world that occasionally I can still achieve an erection and destroy the planet in the meantime.

The problem is I can't arrange a test drive as some of you know I live 'offshore' (IOW) and there aren't many left and are fucking giving them away now.

Count of Zoltania 12:44 Sun Jun 28
Re: Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

Run off model?

Pauper.

The Cult Of Bob 12:43 Sun Jun 28
Re: Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

I do what I can you know?

Now, if you'll excuse me. These fifty pound notes don't fucking burn themselves.

Spandex Sidney 12:42 Sun Jun 28
Re: Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

You guys! The fucking things are cheaper on a 3 year lease than a Ford Focus 2.0T ST-3 Navigation at the mo.

You can't beat a run off model!

Count of Zoltania 12:42 Sun Jun 28
Re: Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

Wish I'd of thought of that. Splendid idea.

The Cult Of Bob 12:39 Sun Jun 28
Re: Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

I had mine melted down and the resultant metal sludge was formed into a perfect life size statue of me.


It's in the garden.

Count of Zoltania 12:27 Sun Jun 28
Re: Anyone got a Jaguar XF?

I had one once. Gave it away. But good for shagging Miss Universe in.